Showing posts with label Cereal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cereal. Show all posts

Sunday, January 8, 2012

The luck of the bowl

Dear Lucky Charms,

First of all I wanted to say that your magical deliciousness is more than enough to make me want to eat you. Which makes the fact that I'm more lucky once I eat you a great bonus. The thing I wanted to ask you is exactly how much more lucky am I once I eat you? I looked over your nutrition facts on the box and saw nothing about how much more luck there is per serving. This has created a bit of a dilemma for me. I'm never sure how much to eat before an important event. For example, when I had my college finals I couldn't figure out if my time would be better spent cramming right before I went into the test or eating that third bowl. I don't even know if my luck goes up more per bowl or if one bowl is all the luck my body can process (fact: luck is processed in the liver). Can you get me this information so I can stop worrying whether or not I've done all I can to set myself up for success? I'd really like to know before my next job interview or poker night how much I need to eat. Thanks again for the magic you bring to my breakfast.