Spinach

Spinach, I have a question. How can a vegetable be so lazy in marketing itself? I mean your only competition in the leafy veggie category is lettuce, and you are way better than lettuce. Lettuce is just water, solid, green water. It has zero nutritional value. That's why it's called iceberg lettuce, cause they are made of the same thing. People can actually benefit from eating you, yet you allow lettuce to take over the salad and sandwich market. What's your deal? My recommendation would be to first get rid of your stems, those are annoying. Then hire a PR person to just blast lettuce's character. Make your customers hate lettuce and you'll be ruling the salad/sandwich market in no time.