Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Oreos

Double Stuf Oreos, you are incredible and words cannot describe how good you are.

Single Stuffed Oreos, how do you still exist? Double Stuf Oreos are so much better than you. You are like a survival of the fittest anomaly. You still being around would be like if I went to the electronics section of a store and there were just as many pagers on the shelves as there are cell phones. I guess in that respect you deserve some credit for sticking around, even though you are to double stuf oreos what dial-up internet is to 4g on my smartphone. I'm not saying you were never significant, just that you have become outdated.

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